The most positive quotes and sayings. The funniest statuses for social networks, funny and funny quotes! Positive thoughts statuses

Real estate 10.03.2022
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Nothing motivates like the right slogans for the day. This fact is known to everyone: how you start the day is how you spend it! So start your day right.

We invite you to recharge your energy and spirit for the whole working day and look at the 25 best statuses for this week!

1. Dreams must be either crazy or unrealistic... Otherwise, they are just plans for tomorrow!

2. Calmness is stronger than emotions. Silence is louder than a scream. Indifference is worse than war.


3. I’ll probably never grow up... I still believe in miracles, love and good people.


4. It’s not because of your beauty that I fell in love with you, and it’s not because of your old age that I’ll fall out of love.


5. Learn to let go. The native will always find its way back.


6. An inexplicable thing is the soul. Nobody knows where he is, but everyone knows how much it hurts.


7. Live in such a way that when people encounter you, they smile, and when communicating with you, they become a little happier.

8. Sometimes in some strange ways in life everything works out on its own.

9. Happiness is when your parents are healthy.

10. By humiliating others, you will not become higher!


11. Our biggest misconception is that we still have a lot of time...


12. Never regret what you did if you were happy at that moment.


13. May the Almighty forgive us when we are dissatisfied with what we have...


14. Don't try to sort things out with people who have disappointed you. Silently leave them alone with all their junk.


15. Everyone has their own problems - some have stale bread, and some have small diamonds. Appreciate what you have.

16. Sometimes the Almighty removes a person from your life for your protection. Don't run after him.

17. Do not be sad about anything in advance and do not rejoice at what does not yet exist.


18. If you don’t grab it with your soul, you won’t hold it with your body for long.


19. God is on time, so learn to wait.


20. This is real happiness, not your iPhones.


21. When your children achieve something, it is much more important than their own achievements.


22. Take care of your parents, because while they are alive, we are children!


23. Conscience is like that... It torments not those whom it should torment, but those who have it.


24. One of the greatest fears for a person is to realize that he has been wrong for a long time.


25. Many people consider it important to find a person in life, but only a few know that it is more important to find yourself.



The best decoration of life - great mood.

Carefully! Radiating positive vibes!

Optimism is like electricity: all the negatives are in the past, the positives are in the future, and in the present there is joyful tension.

The mood is excellent, the joy is boundless! I charge everyone with my positivity!

A great mood is when the phrase “Life is beautiful” comes to mind!

And those who don’t see that Life is Beautiful just need to jump higher!

Those who supported me when I fell, now hold on - we are taking off!

The mood is great. The flight is normal. No precipitation is expected.

The weather forecast for tomorrow - they promise wind from the side of luck, and precipitation in the form of happiness!

It’s so nice to wake up in the morning and hear the birds singing outside the window. And smile through the spring window, filling your home with happiness.

If the sun has not risen in the morning, then the sun today is you! Come and shine!

Everything will be fine! Forgive and don't be sad! Grievances are evil, they are hard to bear! Everything will be fine!

Don't be afraid, I'm with you! (Signed: God)

A smile will awaken your soul, and more often Happiness will reside in your heart.

And success came to me, the mood was the best! And I will get everything I want from life!

Always, everywhere and everywhere - I want, I can and I will!

I’ll put on a cheerful T-shirt and good luck shorts, I’ll go have fun - good luck greets me!

Everything is fine. The earth is spinning. Friends are calling. And there is someone you want to think about!

Great mood, belief in yourself and your success, smile, friendship, love - what you need now!

Nobody owes you anything. Do you want a holiday? Come up with it!

Think only about the best, work only for the best and expect only the best!

And happy is the one who, at dawn, once managed to realize that he is alive, healthy, that the sun is shining!

Be a woman: delightfully wrong for others and confidently happy for yourself!

When life gives you hundreds of reasons to cry. Show her that you have thousands of reasons to smile.

We don't chase glory - we wait for it in ambush.

Give every day a chance to become the most beautiful day of your life!

I'm not overweight. These are additional places for kissing and cuddling!

And my hair is orange, I look forward to happiness with it at the beginning of summer!

There is light in my eyes. In my mind there is abundance. My life is a holiday. My heart is love!

Wish! And everything will work out. Dream! And it will come true.

When you wake up in the morning, don't be lazy! Give yourself a beautiful compliment and you will blossom in an instant!

Let sorrows be forgotten in autumn, let's leave the past behind in winter, let spring bloom in the soul, and let summer be in the mood!

Happiness is the ability not to spoil your mood and not let others do it.

I wish you positivity, meetings, communication, creativity! In general, they understood me. Have a wonderful day!

I have a unique talent - no matter how good everything is, I manage to make it even better!

If life doesn’t make you happy, then make it happy. Do you want changes in your destiny? So, start from the inside.

We look for magic and beauty in things, while magic and beauty are in ourselves!

It is impossible to get away from the sun if it is inside.

Our destinies depend on ourselves; by changes in ourselves we change others.

Always listen to yourself - a good person will not wish for bad things!

Look into your hearts! What beautiful flowers of Love, Light and Harmony bloom in them!

In every winter heart lurks a trembling spring, and behind the veil of every night is a smiling dawn.

Believe me, all troubles will go away! Misfortunes also get tired, and tomorrow will be a happy day!

Nothing happens in vain in this world! There is room for the best!

Seeing the goal, and not the obstacles, we will get where we need to go!

I don't allow myself too much. Maybe you are simply denying yourself too much?..

Becoming happy is the most important decision, which I accepted in my life!

Yes, I have many shortcomings. Forgive me, perfect people!

Hurry up and accept a ray of sunshine as a gift!

You noticed that you can change the world: you are sad and the world is gloomy; you smile and the world shines.

Since the mood is always different, let it alternate - good with beautiful!

The mood is great, even off the charts!

The mood is excellent - usual for spring!

I love spring for its excellent mood, charge of emotions, new love, tenderness, flowers, bright colors.

Spring is always new life, revival, youth and good mood.

In spring there is a lot of energy, you want something big and bright, so why not start today?..

Everyone is doing well today! And everything works for everyone: it works, it’s found, it fits, it sticks!

It is for good man! For you! I know, you read, you understand that it’s about you and you smile!

The events of your life directly depend on your mood.

The colors of life are in your hands - choose positive tones!

Live, love, openly and passionately. Don’t rush to be sad - life is so beautiful!

Let words of love, attention, kindness fly from your lips like flowers!

Let your gaze, like the distant shine of the planets, carry an unquenchable light!

Let your hands be like two wings, open for affection and warmth!

Meet new positive statuses to lift your spirits: I am, of course, the sun, but nothing shines here for you!

Well, okay, the bear stepped on my ear, but it looks like it stepped on your head...

To reach the goal, you have to go. Honore de Balzac

God, give me wisdom to understand a man, Love to forgive him, Patience to withstand... Just don’t give me strength, otherwise I’ll kill him!

Appreciate those who put aside their pride for you, who always forgave and always waited; fate provides you with such people only once.

In what year were you born? In what month? What date?... And what the hell?

It's good when it's good! Otherwise it's disgusting.

At the hairdresser: “I want to get my head in order.” Hairdresser: “This is not for us, the psychiatrist is in the house opposite!”

Only we determine our capabilities.

Great people set goals for themselves, while others live only by desires!!!

Fate is fate, but the choice is yours!

Wherever you can live, you can live well! Aurelius Marcus Antoninus

Words are the keys! With the right choice, you can open any soul and close any mouth.

Even to the most powerful evil, respond with good, and the world will change for the better.

A shoemaker without boots can only be interrupted by the wife of a jeweler without a ring.

My friends! I wish you to feel like you’re on a train all your life. Always lucky, lucky, lucky!...)

The most useless struggle is the struggle between the heart and the mind. After all, often a completely different part of the body wins.

If you've been told your train has left, remember - there are many other modes of transport

Why do you always fall in love with someone who can get along without you?

If you get cold at night, instead of pulling the blanket over yourself, you go and check if your miracle is frozen... YOU-MOM)

Remember that money has the ability to multiply. Franklin B.

If problems decide to crush you, just straighten your back and throw them away as far as possible

Only those who make their own decisions can blame fate; let the rest blame themselves.

There are two types of people: Some are rolling the WORLD, others are running alongside and shouting: “God, where is this world going!?”

Leave everything a little better than you found it!!!

Life is the art of drawing comforting conclusions from disappointing premises. Butler Samuel

No one can make a lock without a key, and life will not give a problem without a solution.

Got sick good mood. I won't take sick leave. Let people get infected!

Never doubt your attractiveness! Remember: scales lie, people are jealous, and the mirror is generally crooked!

Remember this simple phrase, everything will happen, but not right away!

It’s not scary if the ass leads to adventures, the main thing is that the adventures don’t lead to the ass.)

And where??? - the gynecologist asked the mermaid...

Don't be afraid of change. Most often they happen exactly at the moment when they are needed.

Fate will pour into everyone as many liters of luck as will fit into the gas tank of his courage.

Don't be afraid of change. When the Lord takes something away, don't miss what he gives in return...!

When there are no “things” in your mind, and when there are no “things” in your mind, you are free, empty and wonderful...

Have you learned how to kiss on tomatoes and think you're ready for life? Buy bananas.

Whoever wants, will be able to, whoever dares, will dare, and whoever loves, will live!!!

Every moment, every event has its positive side. Find her and let her live!

Only when you fall in love at first sight do you realize how short-sighted you are.

He who needs is not rich, and he who does not need is not poor. Democritus

My wealth is in the confidence that I can see and use for good the potential of any situation. Jensen, Brad

When things get bad, go away and fight yourself

I’m at a great age: the nonsense has already worn off, I’m still far from insanity! This is not about me) it hasn’t faded away for me) insanity will come - but the place is occupied...

Don't think about what you might lose. Because you lose just by thinking about it.

Looking for a woman?... better look for money. The woman will find you herself.

Don't tempt fate - she may not be able to bear the torture...

You cannot take one huge step that will immediately ensure you achieve your desired goal. For any the right goal achieved through many small and quite ordinary steps. Peter Cohen

Are you tired of the prince? Love yourself, and a whole regiment will ride on white horses)

Never be afraid of anything! At the very least, let fear be your inspiration.

Life is a book and if you don't travel, you only read the table of contents

Well, why, when you ask a person not to leave, he turns around and leaves, slamming the door, and when you shout: “Go away,” he stays and bothers you more and more?

There are three ways in the world: believe, hope and love...

If someone else likes your beloved woman, this is not a reason for jealousy. So you're done right choice. This is a reason to be proud - someone’s dream is in your hands!

I spent the night with him, got some sleep... in general, I realized - not my thing...

If you don’t pay attention to the difficulties, they will get offended and leave...

Sometimes you want to shout, “Stop life, I’m tired,” and the Angel whispers, “Live, it’s not your stop!”

If you want to lead happy life, you should be attached to the goal, not to people or things. Albert Einstein

The secret of happiness: never compare your health, wife and salary with others.

Think about something else, your thoughts can be seen through your pants.

The most reliable plan: it’s all bullshit, we’ll sort it out on the spot!

Evaluate the day by the evening, and life by the end. D. Herbert

You sit on Odnoklassniki all day, press exit and they ask you: “What, are you leaving? So fast?" And somehow it becomes funny.

Tell people more good words, and there will only be good people around you..

My family is strange: dad talks to his car, mom with flowers, sister with cats, I’m the only normal one - with a computer and phone.

Everything fell into place - according to the Indian horoscope, I am a deer.

Warmth to the one who radiates light Light to the one who carries the sun within himself...

Late love may not have the passion inherent in twenty-somethings. But she has such a depth of feeling that young people never dreamed of.

a smile does not always mean that a person is happy, sometimes it means that a person is strong.

In a relationship, you need to give so much freedom that the person himself wants to be with you more and more often. Love is when you don’t hold a person, but always give them the right to choose...

Aim for the Moon... because even if you miss, you will land on one of the stars. Les Brown

Be simpler and people will be drawn to you. It's better to remain yourself - you'll see who will stay with you

For everything to come out well in the end, it must first go in well.

Do you even believe in Love at first sight? And Love believes in you even before the first sight

I don't break the rules - I play according to my own rules!

Chaste is the one whom no one desired. Ovid

Topic: long and short - beautiful positive statuses with meaning in VK and Odnoklassniki. And also to lift your spirits, about life in pictures, for girls and boys.

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Selected funny statuses!

For us, funny statuses do not imply a frivolous approach, since we monitor the quality of our content extremely carefully. Funny statuses will surely please your friends and cheer you up. Positive quotes as a status will reflect your positive attitude in life and will delight everyone who sees them. In any situation, the main thing is to always think positively, and even if your day is not going well in the morning, come to us and read our crazy statuses and you yourself will not notice how the situation will change in your favor. Everyone knows that life is like a zebra - today the stripe is white, and tomorrow it is black. Let the pessimists think so, but you and I are optimists, because on our Odnoklassniki and VKontakte pages we have our very funny statuses!

The funniest statuses!

Your soulmate dreams of meeting New Year on the seashore, and the heat is +30? Our humorous statuses will help you take your companion's thoughts in a different direction. Are your parents tormented by conversations about a summer cottage and are already purchasing seeds in December? Our funny statuses about spring will help you, make them laugh. You can judge a person by his sense of humor. You don't want your friends to think you're a fan of Petrosyan or the Ponomarenko brothers? Then our statuses with humor will help you. And let them just say that Ivan Urgan is simply handsome, now he has serious competition in you.

Funny statuses here!

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A selection of the best positive quotes and sayings about life, for every day, about love and mood, in pictures and funny. Statuses about positive people.

Positive quotes for every day

Appreciate those who put aside their pride for you, who always forgave and always waited; fate provides you with such people only once.

Evaluate the day by the evening, and life by the end. (D. Herbert)

Aim for the Moon... because even if you miss, you will land on one of the stars. (Les Brown)

Let all the negativity pass through your fingers, and then only joy will remain in your palms!

Best Positive Quotes Funny

Looking for a woman? ...better look for money. The woman will find you herself.

At the hairdresser: “I want to get my head in order.” Hairdresser: “This is not for us, the psychiatrist is in the house opposite!”

You sit on Odnoklassniki all day, press exit and they ask you: “What, are you leaving? So fast?" And somehow it becomes funny.

It's good when it's good! Otherwise it's disgusting.

Well, okay, the bear stepped on my ear, but it looks like he slept with you.

Have you learned how to kiss on tomatoes and think you're ready for life? Buy bananas.

For everything to come out well in the end, it must first go in well.

Positive statuses and quotes

Think about something else, your thoughts can be seen through your pants.

In what year were you born? In what month? What date?... And what the hell?

Never doubt your attractiveness! Remember: scales lie, people are jealous, and the mirror is generally crooked!

My family is strange: dad talks to his car, mom with flowers, sister with cats, I’m the only normal one - with a computer and phone.

And where??? - the gynecologist asked the mermaid...

The most useless struggle is the struggle between the heart and the mind. After all, often a completely different part of the body wins.

Everything fell into place - according to the Indian horoscope, I am a deer.

Want to change your gait? Don't drink TEA, but drink VODKA!

Positive quotes in pictures

Positive thoughts, quotes about life with meaning.

Life is the art of drawing comforting conclusions from disappointing premises. (Butler Samuel)

To reach the goal, you have to go. (Honore de Balzac)

Wherever you can live, you can live well! (Aurelius Marcus Antoninus)

Fate is fate, but the choice is yours!

You cannot take one huge step that will immediately ensure you achieve your desired goal. For any necessary goal is achieved through many small and quite ordinary steps. (Peter Cohen)

Happiness is not having what you want, but desiring what you have.
Osho

Miracles are where people believe in them, and the more they believe, the more often they happen.
Denis Diderot

Act as if you are already happy and you will actually become happier.
Dale Carnegie

Success is moving from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill

If you're falling off a cliff into an abyss, why not try flying? What do you have to lose?
Max Fry, "The Chronicles of Echo"

Confidence in yourself and what you do.

A person only achieves something when he believes in his own strength. L. Feuerbach

Show yourself positive sides your personality, present yourself in the best light and people will perceive you the same way. V.Zeland

Positive Quotes About Love

“She is chaste, whom no one desired.” (Ovid)

If someone else likes your beloved woman, this is not a reason for jealousy. So you made the right choice. This is a reason to be proud - someone’s dream is in your hands!

Why do you always fall in love with someone who can get along without you?

I spent the night with him, got some sleep... in general, I realized - not my thing...

Late love may not have the passion inherent in twenty-somethings. But she has such a depth of feeling that young people never dreamed of.

In a relationship, you need to give so much freedom that the person himself wants to be with you more and more often. Love is when you don’t hold a person, but always give them the right to choose...

Only when you fall in love at first sight do you realize how short-sighted you are.

Positive thinking and attitude - quotes.

God, give me wisdom to understand a man, Love to forgive him, Patience to withstand... Just don’t give me strength, otherwise I’ll kill him!!!

I’m at a great age: the nonsense has already worn off, I’m still far from insanity! This is not about me))) I haven’t gotten over it))) insanity will come - but the place is occupied...

Remember this simple phrase, everything will happen, but not right away!!!

Don't be afraid of change. Most often they happen exactly at the moment when they are needed.

“You should only marry someone who has beauty!” - The cheerful young man noticed...

But the sad one answered him like this: “You have to take the ugly girl as your wife. It won’t be scary to lose.”

And the third was prudent... He said this: “I’ll marry a smart one...”.

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